Tag: Magnets

Fowl Language Chick Greeting Card

This greeting card is for the birds! Well, chicks, that is. Chicks with attitude. School chicks with attitude. School chicks with attitude who just got a rap on their fluffy little tail feathers for using fowl language.

Fowl Language Chick Greeting Card

Fowl Language Chick Greeting Card

I am especially fond of chickens and I love old postcards and other ephemera. But I like giving them a little twist to make them funny (or punny) and that’s what I’ve done here. A fluffy, cute chick leaves school and tosses his book away while the grumpy headmaster looks on and menaces a switch. The copy reads, “Little Johnny always knew he’d be expelled for fowl language.”

This greeting card uses an old 1908 German postcard from which I removed the words “Happy Easter” and added our my amusing text. It measures 5 1/2″ x 4 1/4″ and is printed on bright white matte heavyweight paper. This is a great card to send to a teacher or a friend who appreciates puns or really likes chickens. Buy yours today.

I also offer this design as a mint tin and as a refrigerator magnet.

I Like The Way You Oil My Joints Robot Magnet

Hot off the presses: my new robot magnet. This sassy robot says, “I like the way you oil my joints.” Slip one of these into your partner’s lunchbox or briefcase to show your appreciation for them and I’m sure you will be rewarded!

I Like The Way You Oil My Joints Robot Magnet Graphic

I Like The Way You Oil My Joints Robot Magnet

MAGNET DETAILS
SIZE: 3 3/8″ x 2″
BACKING: Flat black magnet

Go here to buy one.

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